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Hefner Estate Just Going To Ignore Part In Will That Requests Playmates Report To Grave Twice A Week For “Date Night”

I Don’t Care If You Don’t Believe In The Dark Arts, You Are Under MY Roof And You Will Live By MY Necronomicon, Young Lady

Sorry Casper, God Is The Original Friendly Ghost

Adopted Rescue Dog Survives Terrible Abuse Only To Be Dressed As A Wizard For Halloween

Rogue Pornhub Employee Deactivates Ted Cruz’s Account On Last Day

Man Who “Didn’t Need A Trophy For Everything Growing Up” Still Wearing ‘I Voted’ Sticker

Kevin Spacey Taking Break From Acting To Focus On Catholic Priesthood Training

Stunned Scientists Discover Hidden Chamber In Pyramid Of Giza Acted As A “Delta Sky Club Lounge” Of Sorts

Southwest Airlines In Hot Water For Not Allowing Passenger With Emotional Support Bees On Plane

Friends Tragic Funeral Creates Even More Tragic High School Reunion

Police Cede Some Points To Man Threatening To Jump Off Bridge

President Trump Proudly Declares That He Only Used The Word “Oriental” 5 Times During Asia Trip

Trump To Only Pardon White Meat On Turkey

President Trump Still Unsure Why Pence Suggested Making Toast While Bathing, But Loves The Idea

How To Take Constructive Criticism So Well People Start Giving It Constantly

Twitter Ventures Into Meat Business With New Line Of “Twitter Beef”